splendi – Unoriginal Lyrics

[splendi – Unoriginal Lyrics]

You’re unoriginal
Stereotypical
Sorry I’m cynical
But boy you’re criminal
And it’s my bad
If you’re feeling blue
Karma’s a d!ck
And you’re one too
Met him at the Crumb show that night
He showed up on my phone

We both swiped right
Should’ve swiped left
20/20 hindsight
Now I’ve got regrets
Oh well it’s alright
He showed up late
Didn’t pay for the date
But it’s okay
Chivalry’s not dead

Cause women should pay
Too these days
Well you can do what you want
Yeah you can take me out
Act cool, act tough
Tell me a lie
But I can call your bluff
You’ve got a girlfriend
Do you remember back when

(I didn’t know that, damn)
You and your charm
Got me in your bed
I’ll do what you want
Hands above my head
You’re not saying much
But lie through your teeth
I think that’s enough
I probably should leave
You’re unoriginal
Stereotypical
Sorry I’m cynical
But boy you’re criminal
And it’s my bad

If you’re feeling blue
Karma’s a d!ck
And you’re one too
I couldn’t see the red flag
Now you’ve got me here in my bag
Get your hand off of my thigh
Boy I’ve got morals so I gotta say goodbye
You should walk me out now

And hope that no one looks down
Cause that’d be a hard story to sell
Yeah that’d be a hard story to tell
You should should walk me out now
Hope that no one looks down
You should should walk me out now
Hope that no one looks down

And it’s my bad
If you’re feeling blue
Karma’s a d!ck
And you’re one too
And it’s my bad
If you’re feeling blue
Karma’s a d!ck
And you’re one too